West One Bar

This is a dreary place. Quite and fairly unoticeable the decor looks pre-war. The food is truly very very greasy and overcooked. Apart that is from the eggs, which look as if they were shown the warmth of the plate on their way out of the kitchen. Those globbly little bits of egg white can really turn my stomach.

Did I say it was quite? Well apart from the occasional BANG BANG which is loud enough to make the inexperienced splurt half digested bits of chip across the table. This is the cooks way of communicating to the waitress that grub's up. Be warned.