| Thu, 8 May 2008
The Olympics: now available in Welsh!The 2012 Olympics, which are to be held in the east end of London, in England, and which are already billions of pounds over budget, will now have to be bi-lingual in English and in a little-known language spoken by just 750,000 people. Of those 750,000, a mere 50,000 live in London (making up just 0.6% of the population), and of those 50,000, there can't be more than 10 who aren't also fluent in English. Naturally, the extra costs incurred in hiring people fluent in Welsh for no other reason than that they are fluent in Welsh, and in translating printed and electronic materials, will not be covered by the Welsh Language Board. Thankyou very fucking much Rhodri Glyn Thomas you sheep-shagging nationalist CUNT. | ||
| Thu, 6 Mar 2008
Olympic security costsGotta love the Olympics. In the three years since the 2005 bid, the cost of security alone has risen five-fold. That's in just three years. That's a 70% increase per year. That's Weimar levels of inflation, that I have to pay for. Thankyou very fucking much Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT. And the end result will be for the Met to hook in to every CCTV camera in London, of which we have far too many already. Thankyou very fucking much again Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT. You know, I thought the Conservatives were against wasting public money on Big Government projects. Fucking hypocrites. | ||
| Mon, 4 Jun 2007
Crappy olympic logo
Thankyou very fucking much Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT.
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| Tue, 1 May 2007
Olympic briberyApparently, vendors of services needed by the 2012 Olympic games organisers will only be considered if they pay to be "major sponsors" of the games. Derek Wyatt MP let slip that "because neither of these companies was a 'major sponsor' of the Olympics their technology could not be used". If this were anything other than the Olympics, that "sponsorship" would be spelt This comes shortly after the UK government decided to stop investigating alleged bribes paid by British Aerospace to the Saudi government. It's nice to know that corruption is taken seriously in this wonderful country. Thankyou very fucking much Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT. (story via the most excellent Bruce Schneieieier) | ||
| Sat, 3 Mar 2007
One billion a dayThat's what the Olympics are going to cost now. And that's a billion pounds a day, not a billion of the shiny but worthless baubles that other countries use. Thankyou very fucking much Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT. | ||
| Sat, 13 May 2006
Olympic Job LossesGotta love the Olympics. Not only is it already over budget, not only will Londoners have to suffer even more unwanted tourists, but now we find that poor people are going to lose their jobs because of it. Thankyou very fucking much Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT. | ||
| Sat, 11 Feb 2006
More Olympic cost over-runsQuelle surprise, the Olympics is going to cost Londoners even more money. Thankyou very fucking much Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT. | ||
Continuing his plan to waste as much of my money as possible on his unwanted Olympic Games, Mr. Coe has now blown £400,000 of other peoples' money on this crappy logo. I can't make up my mind whether it looks more like the sort of unreadable graffiti "tags" that cretins spray on trains or whether it looks more like Lisa Simpson giving someone a blow job. Either way, it's money well wasted.