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• 2011
  • Jan
    • The Value of Video Games
  • Feb
    • Customer Service
    • CPAN Testers' CPAN author FAQ
  • Mar
    • Meet Bramble
    • Giving up sobriety for Lent 2011: week 1
    • Giving up sobriety for Lent 2011: week 2
    • Customer service, again
    • Giving up sobriety for Lent 2011: week 3
  • Apr
    • Cricket World Cup 2011
    • Giving up sobriety for Lent 2011: week 4
    • Giving up sobriety for Lent 2011: week 5
    • Giving up sobriety for Lent 2011: week 6
    • Giving up sobriety for Lent 2011: final week, week 7
• 2010
  • Jan
    • Broken out of jail
    • CPANdeps upgrade
    • Negative keywords
  • Feb
    • Radio Dave
  • Apr
    • Catholicism: the Criminal Conspiracy
    • Buy my stuff!
    • Review star ratings
    • Local election promises
  • Jul
    • 100,000 visitors a year? Really?
    • Thankyou, Anonymous Benefactor!
  • Aug
    • Film review: Star Wars
    • Film review: Star Wars prequels
  • Sep
    • Travelling in time: the CP2000AN
    • Webkit and ASCIIMathML
  • Oct
    • -ise vs -ize
    • Lies, Damned Lies, and Foot and Mouth
    • Strong vs weak
    • Why I Hate Durham Cathedral
  • Nov
    • Public Service Announcement
  • Dec
    • Why I Am A Liberal
• 2009
  • Jan
    • Happy Leap Second!
    • Bye-bye AOL Hometown
    • Saving throw against salesmen: success!
    • Pub closures
    • Linuxbierwanderung 2010 proposal
    • A Treat for the Lawyers
    • New words
    • More new words
  • Feb
    • On Snow Ploughs
    • Ted Haggard's Mouth
    • Whisky vs Whiskey: a style guide:
    • Dear Suicide
    • Boot laces
    • Bus Ad Wars
  • Mar
    • Migrating to Git
    • Religion Makes You Stupid, part 2064762 in our series
    • Freedom is in peril
    • Wii FAIL
    • Catholic lies and hypocrisy
  • Apr
    • Gratuitous LOLcreature
    • Remixing Insanity
    • Anglican hypocrisy
    • Factoring Factorials
  • May
    • Baby ducks!
    • MPs' expenses
    • MPs' expenses: a solution
    • Presented without comment
    • Why Mr. Speaker should go
    • POD includes
    • Bryar security hole
    • Returning to Auntie Beeb
    • Finchcocks
  • Jun
    • Double Bass
    • Radio Dave
    • Awww, poor little Fuhrer
    • Please don't do anything
  • Jul
    • Good readers, please carry on
    • Religion makes you stupid (again)
    • Journal now with another 30% more shiny!
    • Cybernetic Enhancement
    • Sainthood FAIL
  • Aug
    • Letter from a Lunatic
    • Devel::CheckLib can now check libraries' contents
    • Maturity FAIL
    • cgit syntax highlighting
    • Fuckwit
  • Sep
    • Combining functions
    • Optimising n! - revisited again
  • Oct
    • Graphing tool
    • Vote for me!
  • Nov
    • Bluetooth headphone suggestions wanted
    • Car stereo suggestions wanted
  • Dec
    • Shopping
• 2008
  • Jan
    • Satnav choosing inappropriate routes
    • The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust
    • Descent into Chavdom?
  • Feb
    • More evidence that religion makes you stupid
    • Earthquake!
    • Better than TV
  • Mar
    • Paranoia Squared
    • Olympic security costs
    • The value of backups, part 2
  • Apr
    • Vote for Rabid Gravy
    • "Free Tibet" flags: made in China!
    • Lib Dem Self-delusion
  • May
    • Usury
    • Ask Lisa
    • The Olympics: now available in Welsh!
    • Ask Lisa: part the second
    • Compact tag clouds
  • Jun
    • One less mouse
    • Per-user resolv.conf files
    • Optimising n!
    • The Science of Insurance
    • Why you should release your company's code
    • How to Save The Planet, in one easy step
  • Jul
    • On Poverty: an rant
    • Biology Lesson
    • Wikipedia: WRONG AGAIN
    • Radovan Karadzic's beard
    • Lip-reading lessons
  • Aug
    • Ha ha - and more seriously ...
    • Ha ha - maybe god hates you
    • Zeppelins over London
    • War On Terror board game
    • Olympic costs: the excuses
    • New Cocktail: the Caipiranha
    • Free Albums
    • Optimising n! - revisited
  • Sep
    • John Lewis: spammers
    • I survived Mass
    • U-boat!
  • Oct
    • Never talk to the police
    • Cake is a Made-up Drug
    • Mad comments
    • Radio Dave
    • Thanks, Yahoo!
    • OMGTEHSTUPID
    • Protect the Humanzee!
    • Ocado delivers ... The Times?
    • I am out of the office, please try later
  • Nov
    • Umbrellas
    • Language-targetted spam?
    • Christmas Watch 2008
    • Kayakers and Killjoys
    • 35
  • Dec
    • Ill
    • Perl isn't dieing
    • Amazon efficiency
    • Work for benefits
    • Hello Libdemblogs!
    • NHS rip-off phone numbers
    • Ultimate Christmas Cheese
    • Mentals
    • Which bit of "zero tolerance" don't you understand?
    • If you love your child shoot it in the head
• 2007
  • Jan
    • New weblog
    • Dear Amazon
    • Measuring speed in the digital age
    • An Idiot
    • Racism on the telly
    • New Bryar release
    • XML::Tiny released
  • Feb
    • Exciting new business
    • Number portability
    • GRUNT!
    • The value of backups
    • Wasn't me
  • Mar
    • One billion a day
    • Googling for your self considered harmful
    • Young Hitler
    • Ministry of Truth
    • Vampire Electronics
    • Dear Applescript
    • I Am English
    • A list ...
    • Iran
    • More Films
  • Apr
    • One year on
    • Logos' hidden meanings
    • What makes a good film
    • Hooray for Jesus!
    • Giant turd
    • Phone advice wanted
    • Web 2.0^2.0 fallout
    • Slash slash
    • Champagne WHAT!?!?!
  • May
    • Olympic bribery
    • Things Not Sent
    • Who farted?
    • Cool! Stupid!
    • Free Stuff!
    • Whisky blending
    • New Bryar feature
    • Cricket, Rain and Old English
  • Jun
    • Number::Phone release
    • Bliar's Foreign Policy
    • Palm GPS help wanted
    • Crappy olympic logo
    • The day star - it burns!
    • On The Buses
    • Taking Liberties
    • How banks make their money
    • Drink-drive limit being reduced?
    • Won't you think of the children?
    • Moslem martial artists
    • YAPC::Europe 2007 travel plans
  • Jul
    • Advice to Christians, part 3
    • More BBC bitterness
    • Advice to conservatives
    • Ooo-arrrr ul Akbarrrrr
    • Cider duty exemption
    • To the opera!
    • Wikipedia handheld proxy
    • Whining northerners
    • A theological question
    • So Transparent ...
    • Palm Treo call db module
  • Aug
    • Module pre-requisites analyser
    • Foot and mouth
    • Foreign criminals
    • Red Meat
    • Microsoft Genuine Disadvantage
    • I, pornographer (again)
    • YAPC::Europe 2007 report: day 1
    • YAPC::Europe 2007 report: day 2
    • YAPC::Europe 2007 report: day 3
  • Sep
    • More police stupidity
    • A Windows Programmer Writes ...
    • Talk Like A Pirate Day
    • Foreign prostitutes: the facts
  • Oct
    • Gig - who wants to come with me?
    • Advice to Christians, part 4
    • Ikea suck
    • Rugby World Cup Final: prediction
    • Radiohead "In Rainbows"
    • Rugby World Cup roundup
    • Leopard? Not yet, thanks.
    • Halloween
  • Nov
    • Phone number formatting
    • Christmas decorations
    • Pest control
    • Liquidised Baby Pandas
    • CPANdeps
    • Go news
  • Dec
    • Gratuitous insults
    • Face Crack
    • Public Service Announcement no. 1
    • To my anonymous benefactor ...
    • Queen's Christmas Speech Drinking Game
• 2006
  • Jan
    • New Year resolutions
    • Photos
    • Code correct
    • Healthy eating
    • Why using Microsoft software is a bad idea
    • What a retard
    • New Labour fuckwittery
    • Philosophers. Grrr.
    • You know you're drunk when ...
  • Feb
    • Tolerance and reason
    • Anonymity using Tor
    • I hate burglar alarms
    • More on moron anti-free-speech demonstrators
    • More Olympic cost over-runs
    • Arabic translation needed ...
    • Dear spammers ...
    • And lo, stupidity did begat stupidity in the land of Artaxerxes
    • an rant
    • What were they thinking?
    • Stilton and kipper soup
    • Happy Lent!
  • Mar
    • The bad-tempered clavier
    • Cooking à la Jazz
    • Mmmm, tasty baby-meat
    • If I were a suicide bomber ...
    • Currency survey
    • Horror films are all true!
    • Advice to christians
    • Advice to environmentalists
  • Apr
    • Welcome to the new Bryar thing
    • Some implementation notes ...
    • Breaking things
    • To all my American readers ...
    • Police-speak migrates
    • Our police state doesn't like The Clash
    • An Easter Thought
    • I, pornographer
    • All coppers are bastards
    • Ha ha, God hates you
  • May
    • Hadrian's Wall
    • To all my readers who use a sane calendar ...
    • Olympic Job Losses
    • Ken's promise to increase the congestion charge
    • Israel definitely not even a little bit racist
    • On teaching "Britishness"
    • The Half-life of Hats
    • Best. Plant. Ever.
    • Schneier on privacy; Wilson on sexual (in)security
    • Damnit the sun is rising
    • Now with ads
    • When ads go wrong
  • Jun
    • Stupid spammers
    • Did you know that ...
    • Harry Harris is insane
    • With apologies to Flanders and Swann ...
    • The world has gone mad
  • Jul
    • Heat stroke
    • New Superheroes
    • Photographs at the Tate gallery
    • If I were a terrrrrrrst ...
    • Sartorial Agony
    • Buh-bye Google
    • Advice to Christians, part 2
    • Advice to Cyclists
    • New photos!
    • More new photos!
  • Aug
    • Even more new photos!
    • Congestion vs environment
    • Israel, the criminal state
    • Hooray for Bob!
    • An Inconsistency
    • New Evil Plan
    • Explosive liquids and what to do with them
    • Police/Terrrrrrst match goes into extra time
    • Advice to Buddhists
    • Current beard terror level
    • YAPC::Europe 2006 report: day 0
    • YAPC::Europe 2006 report: day 1
  • Sep
    • YAPC::Europe 2006 report: day 2
    • YAPC::Europe 2006 report: day 3
    • A big "well done" to news organisations
    • Journal now with 30% more shiny!
    • An etiquette question
    • More weird dreams
    • An idiot charity
    • Precision
    • Advice to everyone ...
    • Crack Spackle!
    • Paypal's anti-phishing advice
    • mod_bandwidth for teh win!!!!
  • Oct
    • Holiday in Greenland?
    • Debian is being stupid
    • More theology
    • The Veil
    • Spamalot!
  • Nov
    • Best. Restaurant review. EVAH.
    • National tragedy
    • Photos RSS feed
    • Air guitar T-shirt
    • My Brane, it is Broken
    • Supernormal cultural happenings
  • Dec
    • Interwebnets roundup
    • Christmas music
    • Baby's First Biker Jacket
    • On Rimming
    • Bastard Fairies
    • This week in Whisky news
    • Amazon recommendations
    • Customer Service, BA-style
• 2005
  • Jan
    • New year
    • Inappropriate spam
    • This just in: murder not a serious crime
    • Some bipedal primates are only alive because it is illegal to kill them
    • Ickle tiny cars
    • Taking over the world, one small step at a time
  • Feb
    • Thomas Lipscomb, all mouth, no trousers
    • Pub weirdos
    • Weirdest thing ever
  • Mar
    • Some people should be certified
    • St. Patrick's Day
    • Things I like
    • More gross stupidity
  • Apr
    • neology
    • Culcha
    • Pounds and ounces
    • Pope Idol
    • Book-burning
    • Freedom of Information
  • May
    • Topology for the sunset of empire
    • On Music
    • Maybe euthanising the retarded wasn't such a bad idea
    • Cryptogram
    • Sexual habits of the extreme right?
    • More on my forthcoming World Government
    • Important memo
    • Scandiwegia
    • Star Warts
  • Jun
    • Advertising Standards Authority - bunch of retards
    • Chav scum
    • On Overlordship
    • Another appointment to my New World Order
    • Bank of England Museum
    • Why I am not a christian
    • Dreams
  • Jul
    • Shiny new toy!
    • Someone set up us the bomb
    • OS X Tiger
    • Silliest music EVAH
    • I love Postgres, me
    • OS X RAID is beginning to PISS ME OFF
    • Can't sleep
  • Aug
    • Monkey Magic
    • Back from Scotland
    • Canadian sabre-rattling
  • Sep
    • Acts of Dog
    • Portugal
    • A poll
  • Oct
    • Pave the earth!
    • Drug research and smackhead tramps
    • Religion: a new approach
    • Wah! A bigger boy made me do it!
    • Monkeying around
    • Vodafone goodness, Vodafone badness
    • Proof-reading
    • Gig review
    • Well fuck you then
    • An Open Letter To Yankee Spammer Scum
    • Writing letters
    • Cyclists who suck - no. 1 in a series
    • Brazilians say "we want our guns"
    • pretty pictures
    • Stupid Liverpudlians and the lovely Boris
    • Winter has arrived ...
    • You can't trust a photograph
  • Nov
    • Haloween
    • Bonfire night
    • I ♥ Amazon
    • Interesting conversations
    • World's Worst Adverts
    • Competition
    • Silliness
    • Olympics
    • Link-fest
    • TERRRRRRSTS ARE CONTROLLED BY ALIENS
  • Dec
    • Polish Telecom
    • On the location of cities
    • London at night
    • Pointless poll
    • Yay Looneylabs!
• 2004
  • Jan
    • Cloak!
    • Deliveries
    • Amazon thinks I like some really odd things
    • Biiiiig disk
    • Adventures with a little laptop
    • More adventures with a little laptop
    • Losing one's servants
  • Feb
    • BT in getting-something-right shocker
    • Arcade games rule
    • PCs do suck, honest. No really. Please, help me keep my faith.
    • French TV is a communist plot! Kill them all!
    • Plan 9 from Bell Labs
  • Mar
    • Worst. Website. Ever.
    • Photographs
    • The Cthulhu-lemon
  • Apr
    • Beef-flavoured Nutri-hats
    • Heresy
    • Doing the impossible
    • A spammy update
    • Inflected languages
    • Patents, enemy of innovation
  • May
    • Black helicopters
    • Australian biology is weird
    • Warp a kitty!
  • Jun
    • I've lost my job
    • Transit of Venus
    • Portuguese TV is a communist plot!
    • Unemployment and wine
    • New job! New toys!
  • Jul
    • Not good
    • Seen on the Bittorrent channel ...
  • Aug
    • Holidays and photography
    • Note to self
    • Holiday photographs
    • LBW
    • Back home
    • Walkies!
  • Sep
    • Thundershed
    • I <heart> Macs
    • Giant codpiece
    • Erdos numbers
    • Scum! on my bus!
  • Oct
    • Shoes
    • This is a Christmas-free journal
  • Nov
    • Sad Apple Fan Boy
    • A very filmy weekend
  • Dec
    • Rude widows
    • Going to the dogs
    • Drunk
    • Gig photos
    • Happy Christmas!
• 2003
  • Apr
    • So I've got this journal thing ...
    • Pointless quiz
    • Nicks
    • L'Ancien Regime
    • Jobs
  • May
    • People. They suck. Kill them all
    • More trouble at the BBC
    • Apple
    • An update on the Drop Drawers thang
    • London Review of Books
    • The Matrix, dissected
  • Jun
    • Creeping conservatism and hypocrisy
    • That travelling interview thing
    • Heavy metal
    • I need help
    • Uneel Cbggre 5
    • Kitchen Astrophysics
    • Fictional characters who never existed but should have
    • More weird dreams
  • Jul
    • A political message
    • Today is a GOOD DAY ...
    • Word Of The Day
    • IIIIiiiiiiiiit's PATCH TIME
    • Punishment
  • Aug
    • Hello from sunny Slovakia
    • Back from the LBW
    • The woes of NASA
    • Hooray for the Magnificent Seven
    • Go
  • Sep
    • Incompetence and idiocy
    • I hate spammers
    • More on spam
  • Oct
    • Content-free
    • The Problem Of The Bored Security Guard
    • Birds. They're great
    • Nice people
    • The Hate Hour
  • Nov
    • Cars cars cars they all blend into one cars cars cars cars
    • Talking furrin
    • Ten Ton Monster
    • Libraries, and the ordering thereof
    • The AWESOME POWER of barcodes and MAC OS X
    • The Frozen North
    • Birthday! and Brane Surgery!
  • Dec
    • Homicidal nurses share common traits
    • Bang! Flash!
    • I like booze
    • On joggraphy
    • Post-christmas re-appearance

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