Better than TV
The silly season must have started early this year, because the BBC are running a story about a dog that can do tricks that are "better than TV".
Of course, it's not surprising that a dog doing tricks is better than TV. Here's a list of other things that are not only better than TV, but better than stupid yappy rats doing tricks too:
- Setting fire to your chest hair
- Dropping a soldering iron on your foot
- Slamming a door on your fingers
- Having the liquishits
- Plague