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Fri, 8 Nov 2019

Rugby World Cup roundup

Most exciting game Uruguay/Fiji
Best referee Wayne Barnes
Best player Faf de Klerk
Most exciting team Japan
Most exciting player Makazole Mapimpi
Most impressive player Mbongeni Mbonambi
Scariest looking player Isileli Nakajima
Most unexpectedly good team performance Uruguay, for their excellent tackling technique and turnovers against Fiji
Most unexpectedly bad team performance South Africa's error-fest against Namibia
Best national anthem Russia
Best Morris dance Tonga
Best kicking dance Elton Jantjies, for being eminently chargeable at conversions
Even I Could Have Kicked That Dan Biggar, 3 minutes into Wales/Georgia
Best facial hair Jake Ball. I was very disappointed by the poor showing from Canada who have traditionally excelled at this event.
Worst facial hair Maxime Medard's sideburns
Best hair Joe Marler
Worst hair David Ainuu's weird asymmetrical top-knot, even worse than Gorgodzilla's awful hair transplant and Goodhue's mullet. This even was especially well-contested this year.

Posted at 17:52 by David Cantrell
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