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Wed, 16 Aug 2006

New Evil Plan

I have a new plan for taking over the world. I will find a cute Czech girl, and a handsome Welsh man (OK, that could be a bit of a problem), pay them to marry, and then - bwahahahahahahahahha - I will hold the global consonant supply hostage! Governments will uie i ae ea! Corporations will ue and nations a a y ee!

Posted at 19:37 by David Cantrell
keywords: language | silly
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You can't find "a handsome Welsh man". How about Ioan Gruffudd?

Posted by David Brown on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 at 08:46:47

I don't believe in people with unpronounceable names.

Posted by David Cantrell on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 at 19:21:36

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