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Sun, 10 Sep 2006

An idiot charity

Read this. And cry. Wonder why the retards at Papyrus don't just kill themselves and put themselves out of our misery.

I bet that more people are harmed by pointless leaflets than kill themselves because of teh interwebnets. So there should be a leaflet put in the box with every new computer warning about the dangers of leaflets.

  • You might get a paper cut
  • Babies can choke on them
  • You can hurt your back bending down to pick them up
  • OMIGODTHEY'REFLAMMABLE!!!!!! SOMEONE MIGHT USE ONE TO START A FIRE ON AN AEROPLANE EEK!!!!TERRRRRRRRRRRRSM!
  • they might obstruct your view causing a 9000 car pile-up
Posted at 09:35 by David Cantrell
keywords: rant
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