I, pornographer (again)
A company called Trend Micro, who provide shoddy internet filtering disservices, have determined that my CPAN dependencies website is pornographic. Obviously, children need to be protected from the horrors of mod_perl code.
That's three times I've been accused incorrectly of being a pornographer now, all of them incorrectly.
update: this 'ere journal is also apparently porn. Yay! I'm special!