Some bipedal primates are only alive because it is illegal to kill them
I moseyed on over to Amazon to see when Peter F. Hamilton's next opus was published. It's out ten months from now apparently. But there are already reviews of it on the site! One of them finishes (and I paraphrase):
" If this is as good as the author's previous book, I'll give it five stars. If not, I'll give it three. Therefore I'm giving it four stars for now. "
Aaarrrgggghhhhhh!!!!