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Sun, 2 Oct 2005

Pave the earth!

Inspired by someone else's journal, I took some stupid bunch of hippy scumbags' ecological footprint quiz. Apparently if everyone lived like me we'd need 5.9 planets, most of which is because I eat tasty beasties. This means two things:

  1. we need to deport the hippies to make more room for productive members of society;

  2. we must start eating humans

Both are now official policies of my New World Order.

Posted at 23:35 by David Cantrell