Pave the earth!
Inspired by someone else's journal, I took some stupid bunch of hippy scumbags' ecological footprint quiz. Apparently if everyone lived like me we'd need 5.9 planets, most of which is because I eat tasty beasties. This means two things:
- we need to deport the hippies to make more room for productive members of society;
- we must start eating humans
Both are now official policies of my New World Order.