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Fri, 20 May 2005

Important memo

From: Dave

To: Everyone who emails me in funny furrin languages

Thankyou for your kind offer, but I do not wish to purchase your sister at this time. I already have one of my own. Have you tried ebay?

All the best,


Posted at 13:43 by David Cantrell