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Wed, 14 Jan 2004

Deliveries

There is, surely, a special circle of hell reserved for courier companies that charge extra for delivery on saturdays. They will share it with companies that refuse to arrange for them to do that, even if the customer doesn't mind paying the little bit extra.

So - all Amtrak employees are damned to hell.

However, Lurgashall Wineries employees will get private palaces with fountains of mead and wine and seventy virgins each, because they are nice and friendly and say "yes sir, of course sir, we'll have your booze delivered whenever is most convenient for you sir".

Posted at 14:45 by David Cantrell
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