Everywhere you look, you see stupid wristbands. Apparently it's fashionable. I want to get some made. Please vote on which of the following inspirational messages should be on my wristband.
* MY HATRED OF YOU IS UNIQUE AND PERSONAL
* CHARITY IS FOR THE WEAK
* I WEAR THIS BECAUSE I'M STUPID
* I EAT BABIES (THE POPE TOLD ME TO)
* PROUD MEMBER OF THE JEWISH CONSPIRACY