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Fri, 28 Nov 2008

35

Today I am 35, and, having attained half of my allotted three score and ten in this vale of tears, am officially Over The Hill.

While I have noticed that suddenly all the Yoof are "having it large" with their ghetto blasters and hard core pornography (it's amazing how much I just didn't notice yesterday when I was a 34 year old youngster), I am pleased to report that I have not yet shit myself.

Posted at 08:52 by David Cantrell
keywords: meta | silly
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The problem is that at your advanced years you don't realise you have shit yourself when you actually have. I have started wearing incontinence pants 'just to be safe' after one or two unpleasant incidents following an over enthusiastic curry.

Since I am only 28 I think you really should get down to the nursing supplies shop nearest to you.

Posted by Geeklawyer on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 at 12:58:48


Happy birthday!

Posted by Kake on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 at 17:13:38


you are but a stripling, a young lad still. Though I do agree with GL, having a supply of incontinence pads, like he does, is generally a good idea.

Though also having some incontinence sheets for the bed may not be a bad idea either. I'm sure Geeklawyer can put you in contact with his supplier.

:D

Posted by Mary on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 at 17:48:23


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