Dave's Free Press

Hotwiring your iPod to project the devil

Because evil still has all the best tunes. And the nattiest uniforms

Older stuff

"Freedom of the Press" means that if you have a press you can do with it as you wish. This is my press, and I do.

If you don't like how I use it - get yer own.

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