Brace yourselves, for I have invented a Thing that is sooooo stupendous that it out-stupendises everything that has happened before. It is even more stupendous than me!
I give you ... the Meatster Egg.
This culinary MARVEL consists of a tasty chocolate shell, shaped as unto an egg, and filled with tasty MEAT.
I shall endeavour to buy a mould tomorrow and make one.